My favourtie thing about babies

are their feet.

Today for lunch I ate Ramen noodles and munchy mix, I am so classy, and grown up.

 I bought them from the indian man at the gas station right next to my apartment.
He rang me up while telling me all about the drug dealers around here and how they always pay him with ones, that's how he knows they're dealers (I would have thought they were strippers or waiters but I trust his judgment). Then he told me the cops are out  so to watch out for them when I have my crazy parties, which I obviously always have.

We're pretty much best friends me and Raj. He's got my back.

Bambino Thomas found issue with the fact that there were no pictures of cats on my blog.


So he found this picture:

And then I found this one:

And we quickly fixed the situation. So don't worry, because I know you were worried.

We're really dedicated to doing work, and succeeding in life.


                      Obviously.

Thoughts on the matter

Do you ever wonder if you were famous what people would write about you in the Tabloids?


I do.


But mostly I think they would just print pictures of me wearing sweat pants in public.

When we were grown ups.

I am young
and I make a lot of mistakes
But my birthday is coming up soon
So at least I'm working on the young part.

I'm having a mustache party.

It's like a masquerade party.

But everyone wears mustaches.

Doesn't matter still counts

We've got ninety-nine per cent the same genes as any other person. We've got ninety per cent the same as a chimpanzee. We've got thirty percent the same as a lettuce. Does that cheer you up at all? I love about the lettuce. It makes me feel I belong.

CARYL CHURCHILL, A Number

If I were the kind of girl who got tattoos


Which I'm not, because I'm the kind of girl who changes her clothes four times a day because she cannot commit to anything on her body


I would get a tattoo like one of the ones on this website.


They please me greatly.


http://tattoolit.com/