"Once you reach a certain age you go from being 'Third wheel' to 'Family friend'. You're not just like that person that hangs out with them, you're that single friend they invite to dinner parties and hang out with their kids"
"Why would I marry her?"
"You guys have a great relationship!"
"I know, so why would I ruin that with marriage?"
"You're a lesbian aren't you? That's why you pretend to be obsessed with Tim's beard. Tim's beard is your beard"
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